In this post I’m going to be talking you through how to deal with one of the most common, and frustrating, responses a girl can give you: the cold shoulder. Yep, that horrible moment when you’ve made your approach to the hot girl leaning up [...]
continue reading 4 comments“So, are you going to take back everything you said last night?” I quipped, lying on top of Bateman in the morning. His watery, blue eyes looked confused, “What exactly did I say? Did I drop the L-Bomb?” “That and more, in fact it [...]
continue reading 3 commentsBlazing hot sunshine rained down on Hyde Park as I shakily packed a bottle of champagne into my handbag: I was off to meet Bateman. The weekend before I’d tried my best to be Hayley Quinn without Bateman. I’d kissed an Egyptian traveller girl (more [...]
continue reading 3 commentsIt’s Friday night at about 4am, and you’ve wound up in a strip club, and are sobering up. A smoking hot blonde strolls up to you and sits down next to you. You’d like to buy a dance, but you don’t want to just be [...]
continue reading 2 commentsDespite me un-friending him on Facebook, deleting and re-instating his number several times, Bateman still plagued me this week. On Sunday I joined two dating websites with this snazzy (and entirely accurate) profile: I’m adventurous in spirit, a true romantic at heart, passionate, intense, unique [...]
continue reading 0 CommentsAs the search for the elusive Miss. London at 3six5dates.com pushes on, one question was at the forefront of my mind: men of London are you really, ready? By this I don’t mean that you’ve got a full can of Lynx, nearly clean bed sheets, [...]
continue reading 1 commentsI’m going to give you examples of how you can go about picking women up in your everyday life. This month I’m going to start by giving you a few tips on how you might go about picking up a girl at work. Have you [...]
continue reading 1 commentsSo the events of my deal, or no deal, email unfurled with utterly characteristic, yet none the less sickening, entirety. Monday: Got a ‘you’re incredibly special to me and I don’t want this to end’ EXACT WORDS, text from Bateman. I mellowed after Sunday, and [...]
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